A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.
THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC
It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish
Everyone has that dish.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!
if you ever doubt the power of music
just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309
Harry Potter by the numbers
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
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