Ryan

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

beccayeahhh:

+10 points to the writers for making Peter Capaldi, of all people, scold someone for their language.

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

geejayeff:

ctron164:

thisbridgecalledmyback:

svllywood:

Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

ON BILL MAHERS ISLAMOPHOBIC ASS SHOW GO AWFF AND EID MUBARAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS

okay um yas

This was live last night, Ben impressed the hell out of me with this. Bill got owned on his own show, so much for being the coolest liberal.

Good on Ben! I don’t even consider Bill a liberal, more like an entertainer. He has moments, but he don’t walk on water. And everyone can be called out for their fuckery. 

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

nagato316:

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

COMING SUMMER 20xx…

Avengers: What’s The Sitch?

thatsonofamitch:

spoopyvriska:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

the back pocket is the worst place to put ANYTHING why would yall put your $400 iphone in there

because i want my 400$ phone to reflect the curve of my perfect ass

deducecanoe:

bellecosby:

keepbreathingdeepthinking:

bellecosby:

thechieftaincy:

fabulazerstokill:

BOOM CODED LANGUAGE DESTROYED IN FIVE SECONDS

The Disney Channel of my childhood

I loved this movie growing up 

But did they actually say “nigger” on Disney Channel because I really don’t remember this

This movie was so dope though

Trust me, they really said nigger because it was on just a few years ago and my ass was shocked

You know what—I think in that context, where you are trying to teach people NEVER to say it, you may actually need to say it.

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Privacy

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Privacy